Chaos Critters

005 The Thorny Return: Battle at the Zoo-Remastered

Welcome back to "Chaos Critters," the CritHippo podcast! In this thrilling Episode 5, previously titled "Darklings, Quicklings, and Redcaps. Oh My," our party leaves the Orcish castle and returns to face the human druid, Melchior, for the promised judgment.

As they navigate back to the human druid, they are trailed by one of Melchior's team members. Tension rises as they encounter a new set of challenges, including a vial that could be crucial to their mission. Along the way, they face off against various mythical creatures and grapple with moral dilemmas.

Join our adventurers as they delve deeper into the mystery, uncover secrets, and engage in epic battles. Don't miss this action-packed episode filled with intrigue, strategy, and a dash of humor!

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006 I Was In Love Once With A Shrub-Remastered

The Chaos Critters have run in to the Evil Fae at the critters' old enclosure, a place known as the Zoo, the Circus, or even the Farm. But why are these Evil Fae here? And what exactly is our party doing?

In this action-packed episode, the team faces intense combat scenarios, including a wild backhanding bear, and a spell-casting frenzy. Special moments include a hilarious encounter with a mysterious stick adorned with a dried frog, and a surprising love story between a dog and a shrub.

Will the Chaos Critters unravel the mysteries of this strange place? Tune in to find out!

007 The Thorned Grove Assault-Remastered

Welcome to Chaos Critters, a CritHippo podcast! In this episode, our adventurers continue their journey through a tumultuous D&D campaign. Connect with us at crithippo.com or email us at nat20hippo@gmail.com. If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with someone you know.

Previously Episode 7: "He Started Rolling Dice, and I Panicked"

The Critters find themselves in the middle of a chaotic battle against a resistance composed of Fae. Originally planning to search the home of their previous captors, they must first deal with this unexpected encounter. As the battle unfolds, the team faces several challenges, including a deadly Moonbeam, a series of dexterity tests, and some unexpected magical occurrences.

Amidst the chaos, the team uncovers new magical items and attempts to decipher their uses. They also face the grim reality of their surroundings as they find blood and arrows scattered throughout the thorny grove. With one of their allies missing and the grove under attack, the Critters must piece together who is responsible and what they were after.

Join us as the team navigates through this perilous episode filled with action, magic, and mystery.

008 Unveiling Mysteries and Forming Alliances-Remastered

Welcome to Episode 8 of Chaos Critters, a CritHippo podcast! In this episode, our adventurers grapple with the mysteries of a powerful Fae relic and encounter a peculiar ally who offers both wisdom and a pact.

The group seeks answers about a recent ambush on their friend Melchior, and their journey takes them to a quirky wizard named Robin. As they delve deeper into the enigmatic book, they uncover its dark origins tied to the Unseelie Court. Robin reveals the book's dangerous potential and the looming threat of the Lord of the Hunt.

Join the Chaos Critters as they navigate complex magical lore, form unexpected alliances, and face the challenges of balancing power and peril. Will they return the book, destroy it, or find another way to keep it safe?

Tune in to this thrilling episode filled with humor, tension, and the ever-present chaos of their adventurous world.

009: Worship Me-Remastered

Our group leaves Goodfellow with more questions than answers and two new pacts. They head back to Melchior, where chaos ensues. As they navigate through unexpected appearances, magic mishaps, and looming threats, they must fend off an attack to protect their new allies. Will they succeed, and who is this mysterious new entity demanding worship? Tune in to find out!

010: It Looks Like a Duck-Remastered

Welcome to Chaos Critters, a CritHippo podcast! In this thrilling episode, the critters embark on an intense quest to locate their missing ally, Azariah. With the assault behind them, the real challenge begins as they navigate intelligence checks and magical dilemmas to find out where their journey leads next.

As the group encounters a bizarre rubber duck and experiences unexpected magical occurrences, they must rely on their wits and teamwork. The introduction of a new character, Oculus Tentacles, adds a layer of complexity and humor to their adventure.

Will the critters succeed in rescuing Azariah? Can they decipher the clues and overcome the obstacles that lie ahead? Tune in to find out!

02 The Enigmatic Kittycorn and the Townburg Trio

In this episode, the Townburg Trio faces the aftermath of a mysterious encounter with a mythical creature, Rain the Kittycorn. As they grapple with the potential fallout of their actions against the Big Town militia, they delve into the mysteries surrounding Rain's appearance. With cupcakes, cryptic messages, and a curious feather in tow, Flora, Fauna, and Meriwether embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of their enchanting visitor. Meanwhile, the town of Townburg wrestles with the emotional toll of recent events, setting the stage for new adventures and unforeseen challenges.

03 The Curious Case of Actamaya's Disappearance

In this intriguing episode, our heroes find themselves navigating the aftermath of Actamaya's mysterious death. The day begins with Fauna meeting Flora at her chicken coop, only to be interrupted by the appearance of a strange, cat-like creature with horns. As the creature departs, it leaves behind a rainbow-colored feather and a magical ball that causes Flora to fall unconscious.

Determined to uncover the truth, the trio embarks on a journey to consult Aunt Bea, who helps them understand the magical properties of the feather and the cursed ball. Along the way, they learn about the creature known as Rain, a Kittycorn with fiery wings, and its fondness for cupcakes.

As they delve deeper into the mystery, they discover that the townsfolk, including the town's guard Derek, are oddly silent about Actamaya's demise. With rumors of a mayoral change in the air, they confront Fargus, the former mayor, who is stepping down amidst the chaos.

The episode culminates in a visit to a nearby cave, where the group retrieves a stolen shipment for Old Dave and makes a curious deal with a goblin named Furt. As they return to town, they prepare to cast their votes in an unexpected election, setting the stage for the next chapter in their adventure.

04 The Mystery of the Magical Bag

Join Flora, Fauna, and Meriwether as they navigate the aftermath of a small-town election. With the surprise victory of Respira as the new mayor, the trio discovers a mysterious gift left on their doorsteps: a magical bag of holding. Intrigued and bewildered, they set out to understand its purpose and the intentions behind such generosity.

Their quest leads them to the mayor's office, where they learn of a new task: retrieving a magical item from a nearby tunnel system. Armed with a map and their newfound magical bags, the group embarks on an adventure into the unknown, confronting their fears and embracing the challenges ahead.

Will they uncover the secrets of the magical item, and can they trust the intentions of their new mayor? Tune in to find out as the mystery unfolds and the adventure begins!

05 The Goblin Who Thought He Was a Dragon

Join the adventuring party as they explore a mysterious cave filled with curious characters and unexpected mysteries. In this episode, the team encounters a goblin who believes he is a dragon, complete with a collection of rocks and a magical stick. As they wander through narrow tunnels and slippery paths, they stumble upon mischievous pixies and their dangerous magical traps. Listen as the group navigates through slippery tar, scheming pixies, and an impossible riddle of a goblin's treasure. Will they find the magical item they seek or a resolution to the goblin's and pixies' rivalry? Find out on this magical journey filled with humor, mystery, and adventure!